Hide The Decline – Climategate
tee hee hee
Filed under: Audio & Video, climate change, humor, humour
December 7, 2009 • 1:02 PM 0
Hide the Decline – Climategate…
November 5, 2009 • 8:03 AM Comments Off
Just a little humour today…
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, ‘You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.’
The husband said, ‘ You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.’
Wife replies, ‘No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.’
Husband replies, ‘I can’t believe that, show me.’
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….’HEBREWS’
October 2, 2009 • 3:57 PM Comments Off
Colbert v. Dawkins – Priceless | Uncommon Descent
This is just too funny! Love it!
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Filed under: Creation & Evolution, Creation/Evolution, Philosophy & Religion, humor, humour
March 17, 2009 • 9:40 AM 1
Ignatius on Vimeo
This is video is very funny, and sadly close to the truth. Here is the blurb about the video…
This is a video we produced for a free event for youth ministers. It was conceived as a satire for what I consider to be an unhealthy “rock star” culture that has been growing inside Christendom, as well as an encouragement for the unheralded heroes on the front lines of ministry. Shot by Taylor Robinson and George Wiley, with video post by Jason Poole and audio by Eric Chapman and Nate Dregger. The role of Ignatius is played by our friend Josh Keefer.
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Filed under: Audio & Video, Christian Pragmatism, Christianity, Emergent Church, Emerging Church, Philosophy & Religion, Religion, humor, humour
March 6, 2009 • 11:47 AM 4
Destruction of the planet… follow the snail trail
[Hattip: Mike's twittering]
Now, new Danish scientific research shows that small animals such as snails, worms, larvae and crustaceans emit large and worrying amounts of nitrous oxide also known as laughing gas into the atmosphere.
Nitrous oxide is a strongly destructive greenhouse gas some 300 times stronger than CO2. A Team of researchers from Århus University under the leadership of Assistant Professor Peter Stief has now shown that the worst producers of nitrous oxide are smaller animals in polluted water.Read more at – Snails emit laughing gas – Politiken.dk
Gotta love it, now we can all laugh our way into total destruction!
I do think that our water should be clear of all pollution, that’s a given.
Filed under: The Strange, humor, humour
December 10, 2008 • 7:48 PM 7
Funny, funny invisible things
September 4, 2008 • 6:33 AM Comments Off
Sarah Palin makes mention on our morning tv show
Funny thing. Carl and Lisa from the Today Show were talking about Sarah Palin.
Lisa says: Funny that she says that she is pro-life yet she kills moose.
Then gleefully she gestures at the supposed hypocrisy that she just mentioned…
Carl says: Yeah but moose aren’t people.
Bhaha hahahaha, in your face Lisa.
nuff said!
September 1, 2008 • 7:50 AM 4
My whinge today
Ok… I’m just going to have a whinge, this is for all you mothers out there.
I get up early to get everyone up early out of bed, I make cups of tea and bring them into them so they can wake up with a hot brew before rising out of bed. Hubby is good about it, but my youngest daughter is NOT. She eventually gets up, she cuts her time pretty fine for getting ready. While we are both waiting for her bus this is the dialogue, the daily drill…
HER: I hate my hair,
MOTHER: I told you not to cut it that short, you have a double crown, of course it’s going to stick up like that at the back, anyway, isn’t that the EMO look?
…while giving me daggers, she goes on to say…
HER: I hate the colour of my hair, I hate how my hair doesn’t do what it is suppose to.
[thinking to myself... Oh boo hoo hoo]
MOTHER: I thought the look for today was all messed up with straw like condition and strange orange tinge with bit of black thrown in there.
HER: I hate my skin, why do I have pimples, I hate my face.
MOTHER: Your skin isn’t that bad, you look fine.
HER: I hate the cat hair on my uniform, I look feral. [painstakingly picking the few hairs from her top, tights and skirt]
MOTHER: I can quickly get the sticky roller and roll you if you like.
HER: DON”T WORRY ABOUT IT!!!
MOTHER: Get out of your own universe woman, it’s not ALL about you!
HER: SORRY for being frustrated… ALRIGHT!
MOTHER: WHATERVER!!! [Adopting teens own vernacular, which they hate! HEHEHEHHE]
…Bus comes, head and eyes turned downward; skulking she hails the bus…
…I’m glad she’s gone, remembers that everyday she says she feels guilty about how she treats me while on the bus, all the while knowing that it will all happen again tomorrow morning.
Now, the eldest daughter has just got up, and I’m to iron pants for her…
Do you hear where I’m coming from ladies???
Filed under: Personal, humor, humour , Motherhood, Teenagers, Teens
August 19, 2008 • 3:53 PM Comments Off
Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
Lawyer: “Now sir, I’m sure you are an intelligent and honest man–”
Witness: “Thank you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the compliment.”
Lawyer: “How many times have you committed suicide?”
Witness: “Four times.”
Lawyer: “Do you have any children or anything of that kind?”
Lawyer: “You say that the stairs went down to the basement?”
Witness: “Yes.”
Lawyer: “And these stairs, did they go up also?”
Lawyer: “When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?”
Other Lawyer: “Objection. That question should be taken out and shot.”
Lawyer: “And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?”
Witness: “Oral.”
Lawyer: “How old are you?”
Witness: “Oral.”
Lawyer: “Could you see him from where you were standing?”
Witness: “I could see his head.”
Lawyer: “And where was his head?”
Witness: “Just above his shoulders.”
Teee hehehe… good for a laugh!
Read more at – Things People Said: Courtroom Quotations
July 23, 2008 • 4:19 PM Comments Off
Let the stones speak!
July 17, 2008 • 1:12 PM 3
Lords and Bishops arrive in Sydney for World Youth Day!
Filed under: Catholicism, Pictures, The Strange, humor, humour
June 26, 2008 • 2:37 PM 4
Things that I have read today…
Ok… Here goes,
Nice… I agree with that too!
And this…
Speaking at a press conference at the Global Anglican Future Conference (GAFCON) on Tuesday, Bishop Michael Nazir-Ali urged Christians to speak up about their faith and remain committed to mission among those who have still not had the opportunity to hear the Gospel.
“Let us pray we are able to recover the Christian nerve in the West and to make sure the Gospel is not lost,” he said.
Nazir-Ali added that it was the right of Christians to be able to witness to people of all faiths and none, including Muslims.
“Just as Muslims have a right to invite others to join Islam, Christians have a right to invite others to Jesus,” he said.
But the West says…
America remains a deeply religious nation, but a new survey finds most Americans don’t believe their tradition is the only way to eternal life — even if the denomination’s teachings say otherwise.
The findings, revealed Monday in a survey of 35,000 adults, can either be taken as a positive sign of growing religious tolerance, or disturbing evidence that Americans dismiss or don’t know fundamental teachings of their own faiths.
Among the more startling numbers in the survey, conducted last year by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life: 57 percent of evangelical church attenders said they believe many religions can lead to eternal life, in conflict with traditional evangelical teaching.
In all, 70 percent of Americans with a religious affiliation shared that view, and 68 percent said there is more than one true way to interpret the teachings of their own religion.
Then the Church does the following???
The Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) moved forward Tuesday with proposals that would allow for practicing gay clergy while rejecting one that would have redefined the definition of marriage.
Then in America we have…
While…
Ho hum….
More coffee needed… coffee clears all things up!
Note: All polls allow for comments, up to 4000 characters.
Filed under: Apostasy, Christian Pragmatism, Christianity, Dominionism, Globalism, Islam, News, Personal, Philosophy & Religion, Political, Political/Christian, Religion, Resources, Theology, discernment, humor, humour
June 19, 2008 • 1:05 PM Comments Off
NEW-AGER HITS HEAD, LOSES CHRIST-CONSCIOUSNESS
NEW-AGER HITS HEAD, LOSES CHRIST-CONSCIOUSNESS
APRIL 2008 — The last thing Gladys Pittman remembers is getting up from the couch after watching Oprah, tripping on her yoga meditation rug, and falling to the floor. After that, everything is a blur. But Gladys’ husband Frank witnessed the whole thing. “As soon as her head hit the floor, she was knocked Christ-unconscious,” he explained.
According to Frank, for several scary minutes after the accident Gladys began reading the Bible, talking about her sinfulness and her need for a Righteousness outside of herself. “She was speaking all sorts of gibberish,” said Frank, fighting back the tears as he remembered the ordeal. “I was afraid she was going to be a Baptist the rest of her life.”
Funny as….read more at – NEW-AGER HITS HEAD, LOSES CHRIST-CONSCIOUSNESS
Filed under: Christianity, Theology, humor, humour
May 29, 2008 • 12:21 PM 2
Gay Scientists Isolate the Christian Gene
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May 16, 2008 • 3:48 PM 2
Friday Funny
May 6, 2008 • 12:24 PM 2
Obelisk worship
I love funny…it’s funny.
Today a parcel arrived containing new shelves for my fridge…the box 
they are in is quite long and big. Anyway, I put it in the dining room and when I walk back in there…all four cats are standing around at it staring.
It soooo reminded me of the film “20001: Space Odyssey”
So, Mike from Mikescape…hahaha… you reckon that dogs don’t ponder the big questions? I can tell you my cats do, and have now found an obelisk to gaze their almond shaped eyes upon. They may even think it’s a god coming to challenge them! I am sure with time they will rip this try-hard-wannabe-god into shreds and once again rule our universe.
Curiously the curiosity of the cat is really quite curious to me.
Filed under: Personal, Pictures, The Strange, humor, humour , obelisk, space odyssey
May 5, 2008 • 7:45 AM Comments Off
Lark News
A quick post to let you know that I have found a site called Lark News which is Christian satire and I have added them to my blogroll, you might want to check them out.
Here are some examples of products that you can buy from their store…
And talk about worship…
SPRING HILL, Fla. — After taking time off recently due to ministry burn-out, pastor’s wife Julie Torrey returned to her church with a new passion: interpretive dance. Though her husband and some in the congregation have yet to fully embrace her new ministry, she is committed to “communicating the gospel in the beautiful language of dance and movement.”
“My dance interpretations are as important as the sermon itself,” Julie says. “They speak to people in a unique way.”
But husband and pastor Ed Torrey appears to have only grudgingly accepted his wife’s new calling. He allows her to take the platform after his sermons to give a dance interpretation of what he just preached about. Her quasi-ballet movements, sashays and twirls have become a regular, if not especially beloved, feature of each service. People note that Pastor Ed often flips through his sermon notes or bulletin while his wife weaves around the stage.
“You can tell he’s not a big fan of dance,” says one church member.
But Julie won’t hear any demurrals.
“I quit college so he could follow his ministry calling,” she says. “Now it’s my turn.”
Some now believe Ed is preaching on increasingly difficult topics to try to throw Julie off. He just finished a long series on the Trinity, a mini-series on tithing and is starting a new one he calls a “complex theological study of eschatology.”
“It’s like he’s throwing down the gauntlet and saying, ‘Interpret that,’” says one member.
Be sure to check out your horoscope/personal prophetic word!!
Filed under: Christianity, Personal, humor, humour , christian humor, humor, satire
March 28, 2008 • 3:10 PM 2
America’s Next Top Pastor
You just have to watch this…tooooo funny, but sadly not far from the truth!
Filed under: Christianity, Emergent Church, Emerging Church, Philosophy & Religion, Religion, discernment, humor, humour
February 28, 2008 • 12:30 PM 5
Abducted
This morning I get up early with hubby, and he said…
“A weird thing happened to me last night. There was this light that was hovering around my head, and there was this funny electronic beeping sound!” …”I think aliens were trying to abduct me or something, it was really strange! This light just appeared and moved all around my head as I was going to sleep, but then would disappear when I stirred… I really do think it was aliens! It was freaking me out!”
Well… I just cracked up laughing!
I just had to tell him the truth about the aliens…
“Emmm, well, last night…. you were snoring really loudly. And I wondered to myself if you have ever heard yourself snoring. So…. I went and got my mobile phone and used that to record the snoring. Obviously when I press the phone to record you, the screen lights up! And I was holding it around your head trying to get the phone close enough!”
I could not stop laughing for hours at how he must have felt!
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