Abducted
This morning I get up early with hubby, and he said…
“A weird thing happened to me last night. There was this light that was hovering around my head, and there was this funny electronic beeping sound!” …”I think aliens were trying to abduct me or something, it was really strange! This light just appeared and moved all around my head as I was going to sleep, but then would disappear when I stirred… I really do think it was aliens! It was freaking me out!”
Well… I just cracked up laughing!
I just had to tell him the truth about the aliens…
“Emmm, well, last night…. you were snoring really loudly. And I wondered to myself if you have ever heard yourself snoring. So…. I went and got my mobile phone and used that to record the snoring. Obviously when I press the phone to record you, the screen lights up! And I was holding it around your head trying to get the phone close enough!”
I could not stop laughing for hours at how he must have felt!
